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The Calvary Cowboys
Howdy Podner,
I'd like to introduce ya to the
Christian entertainment side of the
Wolf Creek
Pistoleros.
Us ol' cowboys and cowgirls may look and act a little
wild and wooly, but it's always done in a family
entertainment way. We all know who the good Lord is,
and we're on good speakin' terms with Him. He's
blessed us all, and this Christian reenacting is just
a small way to give back and be a blessing to young
and old. Without a doubt, He's really blessed the
Pistoleros
this past year, and ain't no tellin' where He'll take
us this year.
Just how the heck do we do Old West Bible stuff? Glad
you asked. We relate the Message, Parables, and
Stories as if they happened between the Civil War
times and 1900. Ya never knew the disciples were the
good guys who wore pistols and never drank, smoked,
chewed, or spit on the sidewalk, didja? And they
always protected the children and widows from the bad
guys who were always ready to take advantage of the
less fortunate. And that burnin' bush in the Old
Testament? That was actually some trail drivin' cook's
campfar that got out of hand, but the voice coming out
of it shore got their attention. And Heaven's really a
big ol' gold minin' town where the gold is free and if
ya get there and yore names on God's tally book, ya
get a cabin with silver shingles, and indoor plumbing.
Won't be no tax collectors, grass burrs, or bitin'
dogs. All ya do all day is ride around on yer hoss
talkin' to Moses, Elijah, Matthew, Jonah, and the Head
Sheriff himself, Jesus. And you 'member that big fish
that swallered Jonah? The Good Book don't say what
kind it was, but it was a giant Big Mouth Bass. Yep,
swallered Jonah, hoss and all. You'll hear that story
at one of our performances.
Thanks for yore time. We got some cowboys and cowgirls
that make good old west Bible characters, and when
you've seen us, you won't forget us. I hear tha dinner
bell rangin', so I got to git on down tha trail.
Nothin's worse than a hongry cowboy.
Email us and we'll
email ya back. If yer close enough to north Houston
and might want us to perform at yer church or
function, holler at me on that there email thang.
God bless,
Cactus Jack
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